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- The Art of Fascinating, by Lola Montez
Lola
Montez was one of the leading courtesans of the 1840's. Her lovers
included the King of Bavaria, who was absolutely besotted with her,
made her a countess, and in the end abdicated rather than give her up.
However, she soon left him and continued her career as a dancer in
England, and later the USA. In her later years she published The Art of Beauty, a manual of dress, hairdressing, cosmetics etc. This included as an appendix Hints to Gentleman on The Art of Fascinating, based presumably on her own experiences of men, and including hilariously satirical recommendations such as
- "If
you invite a lady to go to the theatre, neglect not to leave her, and
go out to drink with your male friends between each act,
as this will show her that you have confidence that she can protect
herself."
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"If you are invited to dine, go at least an hour, or an hour and
a half before the time, for then the lady will be sure never to forget you, as the attentive and polite gentleman who
allowed her neither time to dress, nor to superintend her
dinner."
- That Rascal Gustave, by Paul de Kock
. . . Get another of Paul de Kock's. Nice name he has.
. . . I wonder what kind is that book he brought me Sweets of Sin by a
gentleman of fashion some other Mr de Kock I suppose the people gave
him that nickname going about with his tube
from one woman to another . . .
-- James Joyce, Ulysses.
Paul de Kock (1793-1871) was a prolific writer of spicy novels, popular
both in his native France and in English translation. That Rascal Gustave (Gustave le mauvais sujet) is one of his earlier works and an excellent example of his titillating manner.
- The Courtier's Library, by John Donne
Around 1610, Donne
wrote this little squib in Latin. It starts with an introduction
explaining how a courtier may pass as learned and cultured without
going to the bother of acquiring any learning or culture. The secret,
he says, is to have read books no-one else has; he then gives
a list of imaginary books whose titles, authors and subjects are a
satirical comment on various people and schools of thought then
fashionable. It circulated in handwritten copies and gave great
entertainment to his friends and acquaintances, but was not printed
until 1650, twenty years after his death. Our edition is a translation
by E.M. Simpson with detailed notes explaining the jokes and
references.
- The Battle of the Frogs and Mice..
The Batrachomyomachia or The Battle of the Frogs and Mice is an ancient Greek parody of the Homeric epics. The
armies of the frogs and mice go to war over a misunderstanding, mighty
deeds are performed by warriors on both sides, the gods become involved
and great slaugher ensues before the resolution. There have been
several translations from Chapman onwards; our version is in Draytonian
stanzas by Jane Barlow in 1894, with splendid decorations by Francis D.
Bedford.
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