The Camel's Last Gasp
Don't eat the over seasoned sausage,
Don't be a silly crab,
Don't steal your mother's silken corsage,
Lest we your jugular jab.
Don't sneak away with mother's mittens,
Don't be a nincompoop.
Don't rob the cat to help the kittens,
Don't tumble in the soup.
Don't yank the leg of rancid mutton,
Don't shake the loaded dice,
Don't be a horse's collar button,
Don't be a cake of ice.
Endeavour to be white, not yellow.
Don't wear a hat too high,
But rather be a right good fellow
Helping the other guy.
